I just got a "Notice of legal proceedings" in the post. Ebay say I have some unpaid sellers fees, which I think might be right, although they've added another tenner on for good measure! I just tried phoning them up and they said they could only speak to Jessica, and I don't sound like her. I could just ignore it and they'll try to sue someone who doesn't exist, or I might get into even more trouble. I think I'm going to have to call them back and explain I'm a tranny :-/

Lana:

lol might have to do that :)