I'm getting so stressed and disorganised I've had to resort to organising the paper work that's all over my desk. I think, for the first time in my entire life, I've just used a paper clip for it's intended purpose. I usually just use them for wiring up electrical things or making pretty necklaces (or getting that CD out of the computer after you turn it off, did you ever wonder what that little hole on the front of the cd drive was for?)

Why can't I ever have a nice chilled Friday!?!?

Lana:

Well I hate Mondays, Fridays mean the weekend whereas Mondays mean another week of crap, but then I guess I can work the hours I like so I cant complain. I do remember the dreadful Friday mad-rush from my last job though so I agree with you on that one.
Does your CD player work well btw??? 

Anonymous:

My name is Jessica too, but you are retarded. LOSER!!!!!!! 

Jessica:

Under my new zero tolerance against intolerance policy I will have to report you for abuse to the Indiana Higher Education Telecommunication System, a long with the address of your terminal

:)