"It's alleged that one of the Portuguese football players failed a drugs and alcohol test after the match. If this is confirmed as positive, under World Football Federation rules, paragraph 6 sub section 2e, Portugal will forfeit the quarter final match and England will play France in the Semi Final which will be postponed till tomorrow. "






Carlsberg don't write blog posts, but if they did they would probably be the best blog posts in the world. ;)

Joanna:

Heh... and we'd still bloody lose.