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set objEntry = new BlogEntry
objEntry.Title = "t|Nose-ify"
objEntry.Author = "Individual"
objEntry.AuthorNickname = "Individual"
objEntry.AuthorEmail = "magic.rabbit@gmail.com"
objEntry.AuthorURL = ""
objEntry.DateTime = "Friday, February 23, 2007"
objEntry.Number = "4071371858137292994"
objEntry.ArchiveFileName = "2007_02_01_archive.html#4071371858137292994"
objEntry.PermalinkURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com/2007/02/tnose-ify.html"
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set aryEntries(iPostCount) = objEntry
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function WriteBody4071371858137292994
%>Go and Nose-ify yourself for red nose day!
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end function
function WriteComments4071371858137292994
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end function
function WriteArchive()
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I never thought I would need a tranny license until this week, when one of the photoless, can-I-borrow-your-clothes girls of the web informed me that I was not a "tranny," because the term was reserved for "TVT" and I was merely a crossdresser. When I asked for clarification, I learned that TVT meant "transitional vestigiuol," which even if spelled correctly yielded no hits on any relevant search or glossary. This person then explained to me that transvestite was short for "transitional vestigioul." So much for my theory of derivation from Latin. Imagine my embarrassment.
So, thanks to your Tranny License coding, I now have some street creds.
Again, please excuse the off-topic post, but I think the clown nose almost ties in here.