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set objEntry = new BlogEntry
objEntry.Title = "t|Dear Father Christmas|Lemon Jelly - Aka Only Time"
objEntry.Author = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorNickname = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorEmail = "blogger@just-jessica.com"
objEntry.AuthorURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com"
objEntry.DateTime = "Tuesday, November 29, 2005"
objEntry.Number = "113328360995964142"
objEntry.ArchiveFileName = "2005_11_01_archive.html"
objEntry.PermalinkURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com/2005/11/tdear-father-christmaslemon-jelly-aka.html"
'objEntry.Control = " "
set aryEntries(iPostCount) = objEntry
iPostCount=iPostCount+1
function WriteBody113328360995964142
%>
If there are any nice rich guys out there who enjoy reading my website and looking at my pictures, this is what I want for christmas!! :)<%
end function
function WriteComments113328360995964142
%>
2 Comments
<%
end function
set objEntry = new BlogEntry
objEntry.Title = "t|Surf Tail|Quant - Self Control"
objEntry.Author = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorNickname = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorEmail = "blogger@just-jessica.com"
objEntry.AuthorURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com"
objEntry.DateTime = "Tuesday, November 29, 2005"
objEntry.Number = "113327565260540067"
objEntry.ArchiveFileName = "2005_11_01_archive.html"
objEntry.PermalinkURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com/2005/11/tsurf-tailquant-self-control.html"
'objEntry.Control = " "
set aryEntries(iPostCount) = objEntry
iPostCount=iPostCount+1
function WriteBody113327565260540067
%>I've renamed and relaunched my TransTraffic thingy, it's now Surf Tail! With it's own website and everything :) If you've got a website and you haven't signed up yet then go and have a look now at www.surftail.com<%
end function
function WriteComments113327565260540067
%>
3 Comments
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end function
set objEntry = new BlogEntry
objEntry.Title = "n|Transpocalypse|nadda"
objEntry.Author = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorNickname = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorEmail = "blogger@just-jessica.com"
objEntry.AuthorURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com"
objEntry.DateTime = "Tuesday, November 29, 2005"
objEntry.Number = "113325793084622355"
objEntry.ArchiveFileName = "2005_11_01_archive.html"
objEntry.PermalinkURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com/2005/11/ntranspocalypsenadda.html"
'objEntry.Control = " "
set aryEntries(iPostCount) = objEntry
iPostCount=iPostCount+1
function WriteBody113325793084622355
%>I've not blogged about it yet! Had a great night, was very cold for the majority of it, got very pissed off waiting for food at the chinese, had chips & cheese in the cafe at the club! Was great to meet all those people in real life! I wish I'd gotten round to talking to more of them, I just did my sitting quietly in the corner thing, we should do another one sooner than this time next year I think, maybe when it's warmer in the spring :)<%
end function
function WriteComments113325793084622355
%>
1 Comments
<%
end function
set objEntry = new BlogEntry
objEntry.Title = "t|In the eye of the beer holder|not much"
objEntry.Author = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorNickname = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorEmail = "blogger@just-jessica.com"
objEntry.AuthorURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com"
objEntry.DateTime = "Friday, November 25, 2005"
objEntry.Number = "113292844367479671"
objEntry.ArchiveFileName = "2005_11_01_archive.html"
objEntry.PermalinkURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com/2005/11/tin-eye-of-beer-holdernot-much.html"
'objEntry.Control = " "
set aryEntries(iPostCount) = objEntry
iPostCount=iPostCount+1
function WriteBody113292844367479671
%>The University of Manchester have done some research into the phenomenon of beer goggles, they've drawn up a formula that allows you to calculate the beer goggle effect based on a few criteria, such as the amount you've drunk, your own eyesight and the lighting in the room. Now if someone could wrap that up into a handy device you can hold in your hand so if you think you fancy someone you can just press a button, it could give you a goggle warning, then if your google effect is a bit high it could shine a really bright light in the persons face so you can get a proper look at them!
It's a great scientific break through for all reasonably good looking people, shame for the ugly folk though :(
More here http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/4468884.stm<%
end function
function WriteComments113292844367479671
%>
1 Comments
<%
end function
set objEntry = new BlogEntry
objEntry.Title = "t|Harry Potter where he belongs, outer space|Felix Da Housecat - What does it feel like?"
objEntry.Author = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorNickname = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorEmail = "blogger@just-jessica.com"
objEntry.AuthorURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com"
objEntry.DateTime = "Thursday, November 24, 2005"
objEntry.Number = "113283816743398037"
objEntry.ArchiveFileName = "2005_11_01_archive.html"
objEntry.PermalinkURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com/2005/11/tharry-potter-where-he-belongs-outer.html"
'objEntry.Control = " "
set aryEntries(iPostCount) = objEntry
iPostCount=iPostCount+1
function WriteBody113283816743398037
%>Nasa have broadcast the new Harry Potter film to the crew of the ISS.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4465760.stm
You know that bit at the start of the film that says it's not to be screened in public or a whole list of other places (that always includes oil rigs for some reason), how long till they add space stations to it?<%
end function
function WriteComments113283816743398037
%>
1 Comments
<%
end function
set objEntry = new BlogEntry
objEntry.Title = "t|I'm in the sphere|Kylie - Come into my world"
objEntry.Author = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorNickname = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorEmail = "blogger@just-jessica.com"
objEntry.AuthorURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com"
objEntry.DateTime = "Thursday, November 24, 2005"
objEntry.Number = "113282812829454337"
objEntry.ArchiveFileName = "2005_11_01_archive.html"
objEntry.PermalinkURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com/2005/11/tim-in-spherekylie-come-into-my-world.html"
'objEntry.Control = " "
set aryEntries(iPostCount) = objEntry
iPostCount=iPostCount+1
function WriteBody113282812829454337
%>Ooh, I just got a mention and a link on PlasticBag (a well read UK techie blog) about my TransTraffic thingy whatsit, I've had about 20 sites sign up so far this morning, more than doubling the database. I've looked at a few of them and they haven't actually added the code snippet, maybe they'll get around to it or maybe they just changed their minds.
I'm going to have to do some work on it tonight I think, if it takes off across the blogosphere today I'm going to hit some scalability issues!
<%
end function
function WriteComments113282812829454337
%>
6 Comments
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end function
set objEntry = new BlogEntry
objEntry.Title = "t|Disappearing City|Air - Run"
objEntry.Author = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorNickname = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorEmail = "blogger@just-jessica.com"
objEntry.AuthorURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com"
objEntry.DateTime = "Tuesday, November 22, 2005"
objEntry.Number = "113267661794173413"
objEntry.ArchiveFileName = "2005_11_01_archive.html"
objEntry.PermalinkURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com/2005/11/tdisappearing-cityair-run.html"
'objEntry.Control = " "
set aryEntries(iPostCount) = objEntry
iPostCount=iPostCount+1
function WriteBody113267661794173413
%>
The fog was thick across Liverpool yesterday. The guys at radio city, in their tower 450 feet above the city centre, took these amazing pictures.<%
end function
function WriteComments113267661794173413
%>
2 Comments
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end function
set objEntry = new BlogEntry
objEntry.Title = "t|32 Shopping days left!|Lemon Jelly - Nice Weather For Ducks"
objEntry.Author = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorNickname = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorEmail = "blogger@just-jessica.com"
objEntry.AuthorURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com"
objEntry.DateTime = "Monday, November 21, 2005"
objEntry.Number = "113260866048448318"
objEntry.ArchiveFileName = "2005_11_01_archive.html"
objEntry.PermalinkURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com/2005/11/t32-shopping-days-leftlemon-jelly-nice.html"
'objEntry.Control = " "
set aryEntries(iPostCount) = objEntry
iPostCount=iPostCount+1
function WriteBody113260866048448318
%>Not long till Christmas now! I've already made a start on my christmas shopping, and I've got a few presents that are almost too cool to give away :) I think shopping for other people is pretty easy and the most fun part, but I always get stuck trying to think of what I want. I usually try and come up with a list of things to send to my family so they can pick a few things off it. So far the only thing on the list is a new oven glove, and maybe a small cheap mp3 player for taking snowboarding (iPods don't like the cold, or the crashing off cliffs!)
Talking of snowboarding, I subscribed to whitelines magazine and they just sent me a free T-Shirt and a really cool multitool thing for tweaking your board while on the mountain!
So what have you asked santa for this year?<%
end function
function WriteComments113260866048448318
%>
2 Comments
<%
end function
set objEntry = new BlogEntry
objEntry.Title = "t|Video Superstores|The Cure - Close To Me"
objEntry.Author = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorNickname = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorEmail = "blogger@just-jessica.com"
objEntry.AuthorURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com"
objEntry.DateTime = "Friday, November 18, 2005"
objEntry.Number = "113231851860248889"
objEntry.ArchiveFileName = "2005_11_01_archive.html"
objEntry.PermalinkURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com/2005/11/tvideo-superstoresthe-cure-close-to-me.html"
'objEntry.Control = " "
set aryEntries(iPostCount) = objEntry
iPostCount=iPostCount+1
function WriteBody113231851860248889
%>Don't you hate it when the news make stupid comparisons to explain things (like a terrabyte).
"Earlier this year, the Motion Picture Association of America said users had swapped films amounting to 99 terabytes in a single day, the equivalent of an entire video rental store."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/4438680.stm
If a film is compressed in mpeg4 it could be 700mb, that's a rental store with nearly 150,000 dvds in it! If a film is 8gig (a full dual layer dvd) that's still well over 12,000 films, I don't know what kind of video rental places the BBC go to but there's nothing like that round here!<%
end function
function WriteComments113231851860248889
%>
0 Comments
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end function
set objEntry = new BlogEntry
objEntry.Title = "n|Transpocalypse|Chemical Brothers - Close Your Eyes"
objEntry.Author = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorNickname = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorEmail = "blogger@just-jessica.com"
objEntry.AuthorURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com"
objEntry.DateTime = "Friday, November 18, 2005"
objEntry.Number = "113230972577257373"
objEntry.ArchiveFileName = "2005_11_01_archive.html"
objEntry.PermalinkURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com/2005/11/ntranspocalypsechemical-brothers-close.html"
'objEntry.Control = " "
set aryEntries(iPostCount) = objEntry
iPostCount=iPostCount+1
function WriteBody113230972577257373
%>It's a little over a week away, and I've just realised I haven't dressed for about 3 months! How tragic am I. I've missed the last of the mini skirt weather so I'm going to have to think carefully about what I'm wearing. I quite fancy this dress, but it looks a bit too clingy to give me any figure, and halternecks make my shoulders look broad.
Maybe I'll just sod it and wear a mini anyway! And go back to my first idea of the branded T-Shirt :)<%
end function
function WriteComments113230972577257373
%>
2 Comments
<%
end function
set objEntry = new BlogEntry
objEntry.Title = "t|Spam the Scam|Mylo - Ottos Journey"
objEntry.Author = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorNickname = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorEmail = "blogger@just-jessica.com"
objEntry.AuthorURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com"
objEntry.DateTime = "Thursday, November 17, 2005"
objEntry.Number = "113223772062518297"
objEntry.ArchiveFileName = "2005_11_01_archive.html"
objEntry.PermalinkURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com/2005/11/tspam-scammylo-ottos-journey.html"
'objEntry.Control = " "
set aryEntries(iPostCount) = objEntry
iPostCount=iPostCount+1
function WriteBody113223772062518297
%>You know those 'phishing' emails we all get purporting to be from various banks and sometimes ebay, the ones where they ask you to click the link and fill in your security details to help them 'update their database', quite often it's from a bank you've never even heard of.
Well when you get something like that, click the link and fill out the form with some realistic looking fake details. Make up a bank account number etc. Do that a few times. If we fill their database with false details, it'll make it much harder for them to find the real details of the poor fools who fell for it!
It would of course be possible to write a programme to just bombard them with made up details, (which someone has probably done already) but we need to take the intiative to put a stop to these people!
If you want to read about some great ways of getting back at email scammers, have a look at this site http://www.419eater.com, make sure you check out the trophy room!<%
end function
function WriteComments113223772062518297
%>
1 Comments
<%
end function
set objEntry = new BlogEntry
objEntry.Title = "t|TransTraffic|"
objEntry.Author = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorNickname = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorEmail = "blogger@just-jessica.com"
objEntry.AuthorURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com"
objEntry.DateTime = "Wednesday, November 16, 2005"
objEntry.Number = "113215301945755624"
objEntry.ArchiveFileName = "2005_11_01_archive.html"
objEntry.PermalinkURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com/2005/11/ttranstraffic.html"
'objEntry.Control = " "
set aryEntries(iPostCount) = objEntry
iPostCount=iPostCount+1
function WriteBody113215301945755624
%>I've created a new link share/web ring style thingy for all you web mistresses out there! :) On the bottom right of this page you might notice a little counter that says how many people are currently on my website. As the network builds a bit it will start showing other websites that those visitors are looking at. If you want to give it a go on your website just go here:
http://www.just-jessica.com/transtraffic/
I'll also be doing some work to improve the look of it, and make it more customisable, please send me your feedback :)<%
end function
function WriteComments113215301945755624
%>
1 Comments
<%
end function
set objEntry = new BlogEntry
objEntry.Title = "r|Go! Team - Thunder, Lightning Strike|Bottle Rocket"
objEntry.Author = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorNickname = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorEmail = "blogger@just-jessica.com"
objEntry.AuthorURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com"
objEntry.DateTime = "Tuesday, November 15, 2005"
objEntry.Number = "113205366879424246"
objEntry.ArchiveFileName = "2005_11_01_archive.html"
objEntry.PermalinkURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com/2005/11/rgo-team-thunder-lightning.html"
'objEntry.Control = " "
set aryEntries(iPostCount) = objEntry
iPostCount=iPostCount+1
function WriteBody113205366879424246
%>
Buy CD for £7.95
This album is so cool, if you're into any kind of indie, rock or hip-hop (maybe even ska) then there'll be something on this album for you. It's a real mish mash of styles which might put some people off, they are a live band but also rely heavily on sampling and hip-hop style production. They are compared a lot to The Avalanches because of their happy, up-beat, sample heavy sound, but if I were to try and think of someone more mainstream that they remind me of, I'd say the Gorillaz.
If this album doesn't put a smile on your face on a cold dark November evening, then you need your head checked!<%
end function
function WriteComments113205366879424246
%>
1 Comments
<%
end function
set objEntry = new BlogEntry
objEntry.Title = "t|Snow Flakes|Antony & The Johnsons - Spiraling"
objEntry.Author = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorNickname = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorEmail = "blogger@just-jessica.com"
objEntry.AuthorURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com"
objEntry.DateTime = "Friday, November 11, 2005"
objEntry.Number = "113173931704662869"
objEntry.ArchiveFileName = "2005_11_01_archive.html"
objEntry.PermalinkURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com/2005/11/tsnow-flakesantony-johnsons-spiraling.html"
'objEntry.Control = " "
set aryEntries(iPostCount) = objEntry
iPostCount=iPostCount+1
function WriteBody113173931704662869
%>I wasted most of last december playing with this thing, it's one of the 'coolest' little flash games ever.
http://snowflakes.lookandfeel.com/<%
end function
function WriteComments113173931704662869
%>
1 Comments
<%
end function
set objEntry = new BlogEntry
objEntry.Title = "t|Wikipedia|"
objEntry.Author = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorNickname = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorEmail = "blogger@just-jessica.com"
objEntry.AuthorURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com"
objEntry.DateTime = "Wednesday, November 09, 2005"
objEntry.Number = "113154426579463091"
objEntry.ArchiveFileName = "2005_11_01_archive.html"
objEntry.PermalinkURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com/2005/11/twikipedia.html"
'objEntry.Control = " "
set aryEntries(iPostCount) = objEntry
iPostCount=iPostCount+1
function WriteBody113154426579463091
%>Wikipedia is great, I go there first for looking up anything these days, and if I come across typos and mistakes I always fix them to make my contribution to it all. I've even added the odd new article :)
I just thought that there is one thing I know more about than anyone else, that there isn't a single article about... Me! Would it be wrong of me to add an article about myself to wikipedia? It would be a contribution to the overall wealth of knowledge, and I'm sure there are more mundane things on there than me!<%
end function
function WriteComments113154426579463091
%>
2 Comments
<%
end function
set objEntry = new BlogEntry
objEntry.Title = "t|it's late|Elbow - Puncture Repair"
objEntry.Author = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorNickname = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorEmail = "blogger@just-jessica.com"
objEntry.AuthorURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com"
objEntry.DateTime = "Tuesday, November 08, 2005"
objEntry.Number = "113149405689335621"
objEntry.ArchiveFileName = "2005_11_01_archive.html"
objEntry.PermalinkURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com/2005/11/tits-lateelbow-puncture-repair.html"
'objEntry.Control = " "
set aryEntries(iPostCount) = objEntry
iPostCount=iPostCount+1
function WriteBody113149405689335621
%>I haven't blogged in a while, I think I'm bored of it already. Maybe I should just scrap the blog thing. The pictures seem popular, I could swap my gallery for the homepage, saves that extra click!
I'm going to bed now, night all.<%
end function
function WriteComments113149405689335621
%>
1 Comments
<%
end function
function WriteArchive()
%>08/2005
09/2005
10/2005
11/2005
12/2005
01/2006
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end function
isArchivePage=true
strTitle = objEntry.Title
%><%
CreatedBlobjects
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Want to read more? choose a month from the archive links below to see all the posts in that month.
08/2005 09/2005 10/2005 11/2005 12/2005 01/2006
Lovely to have met you, Jess - not often I get to meet a fledgeling t-girl millionaire-ess! :D
(Sorry Im poor)