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set objEntry = new BlogEntry
objEntry.Title = "t|I, not robot|nothing"
objEntry.Author = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorNickname = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorEmail = "blogger@just-jessica.com"
objEntry.AuthorURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com"
objEntry.DateTime = "Friday, January 27, 2006"
objEntry.Number = "113836951132417016"
objEntry.ArchiveFileName = "2006_01_01_archive.html"
objEntry.PermalinkURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com/2006/01/ti-not-robotnothing.html"
'objEntry.Control = " "
set aryEntries(iPostCount) = objEntry
iPostCount=iPostCount+1
function WriteBody113836951132417016
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I've just read on the beeb that sony have closed their entire robotics department! The Aibo is no more! I've wanted one of those things since they first launched them, I've been saving up for ages! Now they're not going to make any more and the second hand price of them will shoot up. Read the article here.<%
end function
function WriteComments113836951132417016
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1 Comments
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end function
set objEntry = new BlogEntry
objEntry.Title = "t|Change Etiquette|Quantum Leap"
objEntry.Author = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorNickname = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorEmail = "blogger@just-jessica.com"
objEntry.AuthorURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com"
objEntry.DateTime = "Thursday, January 26, 2006"
objEntry.Number = "113829968987771429"
objEntry.ArchiveFileName = "2006_01_01_archive.html"
objEntry.PermalinkURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com/2006/01/tchange-etiquettequantum-leap.html"
'objEntry.Control = " "
set aryEntries(iPostCount) = objEntry
iPostCount=iPostCount+1
function WriteBody113829968987771429
%>You're in the shop buying some bread and milk, and you hand over your money, and you're due 6p in change. Then the till does something wrong, and the woman sighs, do you just stand there and wait for your change? Do you ever get the feeling that the people behind you are looking at you as if that 6p is all you have to live on for the next week? Like it's that important that you have to stand there and wait? Maybe I'm just a bit neurotic.
Perhaps there is a formula though for how long you should wait based on the amount of money you're waiting for, I think a second for every penny probably works, or maybe a bit less than a second.<%
end function
function WriteComments113829968987771429
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3 Comments
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end function
set objEntry = new BlogEntry
objEntry.Title = "t|Quantum Leap|Editors - Lights"
objEntry.Author = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorNickname = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorEmail = "blogger@just-jessica.com"
objEntry.AuthorURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com"
objEntry.DateTime = "Wednesday, January 25, 2006"
objEntry.Number = "113820879814376327"
objEntry.ArchiveFileName = "2006_01_01_archive.html"
objEntry.PermalinkURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com/2006/01/tquantum-leapeditors-lights.html"
'objEntry.Control = " "
set aryEntries(iPostCount) = objEntry
iPostCount=iPostCount+1
function WriteBody113820879814376327
%>ITV3 have been re-running Quantum Leap at 6 every night. I hadn't rescanned my Digital TV since they launched ITV3 until last night (that just sums up how I feel about ITV!). One of my earliest tranny related memories has to be the episode where Sam jumped into the body of Samantha, an attractive blonde secretary, and has to deal with sexual harrassment and even some leching from Al. I've checked what episode is on tonight and found an episode guide online and that one would have been on last Wednesday! :'(
There is one next Tuesday where he jumps into the body of a mother of 3, but that's no kind of fantasy is it! Unless someone has a fetish for dressing badly and doing lots of housework. Statement Retracted<%
end function
function WriteComments113820879814376327
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6 Comments
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end function
set objEntry = new BlogEntry
objEntry.Title = "t|June Sarpong can not climb stairs|oranges"
objEntry.Author = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorNickname = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorEmail = "blogger@just-jessica.com"
objEntry.AuthorURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com"
objEntry.DateTime = "Tuesday, January 24, 2006"
objEntry.Number = "113810163152458919"
objEntry.ArchiveFileName = "2006_01_01_archive.html"
objEntry.PermalinkURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com/2006/01/tjune-sarpong-can-not-climb.html"
'objEntry.Control = " "
set aryEntries(iPostCount) = objEntry
iPostCount=iPostCount+1
function WriteBody113810163152458919
%>
According to Chris Moyles, and also confirmed by Andi Peters, June Sarpong of T4 can not climb stairs. The more I know about that woman the more I dislike her.<%
end function
function WriteComments113810163152458919
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6 Comments
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end function
set objEntry = new BlogEntry
objEntry.Title = "t|Experimental|KRS-One - Attacks"
objEntry.Author = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorNickname = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorEmail = "blogger@just-jessica.com"
objEntry.AuthorURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com"
objEntry.DateTime = "Monday, January 23, 2006"
objEntry.Number = "113797502651281279"
objEntry.ArchiveFileName = "2006_01_01_archive.html"
objEntry.PermalinkURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com/2006/01/texperimentalkrs-one-attacks.html"
'objEntry.Control = " "
set aryEntries(iPostCount) = objEntry
iPostCount=iPostCount+1
function WriteBody113797502651281279
%>Warning: Computer type talk inside! I've just written my first user script for greasemonkey (a cool extension for firefox that lets you install little scripts that extend your fave websites) The one I've written basically monitors typing into text boxes and looks out for preset names, like 'jessica', and turns them into links to those peoples blogs! If you want to try it yourself go and install greasemonkey then install my script, reload the page then look under Tools>UserScript Commands>Edit Friends Name, add in your friends and their websites, save, then go fill in some comments or whatever. You can control what sites it's applied to in the greasemonkey settings, it runs on all by default.<%
end function
function WriteComments113797502651281279
%>
2 Comments
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end function
set objEntry = new BlogEntry
objEntry.Title = "n|Birthday night out|Breathe - Telepopmusik"
objEntry.Author = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorNickname = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorEmail = "blogger@just-jessica.com"
objEntry.AuthorURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com"
objEntry.DateTime = "Sunday, January 22, 2006"
objEntry.Number = "113796347324455027"
objEntry.ArchiveFileName = "2006_01_01_archive.html"
objEntry.PermalinkURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com/2006/01/nbirthday-night-outbreathe.html"
'objEntry.Control = " "
set aryEntries(iPostCount) = objEntry
iPostCount=iPostCount+1
function WriteBody113796347324455027
%>Shannon and the Sophies came up to Liverpool for the weekend for Shannons birthday. I can't remember the last time I had a proper night out on the Liverpool gay scene (going to Superstar Boudoir with 10 colleagues on the office night out doesn't count!). We started off in the Lisbon which is pretty much how it always was, hot and crowded, but compared to anything on the derby scene it was wonderful! Then we went to Navy which I've been in once, it opened a couple of years ago but I still count it as "new". The derby crowd thought it was great, and I felt a little bit of pride for my gay scene. We bumped into Carmen and a friend of hers in there, I haven't seen her since the summer!
We had a few drinks in the Navy, nipped round the the cash machine then into Superstar Boudoir, and once we'd all given the manager a kiss at the door we got a free round of vod'bulls! We found our usual seat in the corner and sat there chatting till we were ready to go home. Not a lot of dancing or anything like that (maybe we're all getting too old for that, or maybe it was just the shoes) but we had a good time and I'm glad I've shown my face on the scene so they don't forget me.
Some pics are in the gallery, (I didn't make it out in those shoes!)<%
end function
function WriteComments113796347324455027
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2 Comments
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end function
set objEntry = new BlogEntry
objEntry.Title = "t|Ouch|whirring computers"
objEntry.Author = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorNickname = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorEmail = "blogger@just-jessica.com"
objEntry.AuthorURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com"
objEntry.DateTime = "Friday, January 20, 2006"
objEntry.Number = "113775256171057292"
objEntry.ArchiveFileName = "2006_01_01_archive.html"
objEntry.PermalinkURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com/2006/01/touchwhirring-computers.html"
'objEntry.Control = " "
set aryEntries(iPostCount) = objEntry
iPostCount=iPostCount+1
function WriteBody113775256171057292
%>Someone posted this link in a comment just below, it's a whole range of stainless steel heels! Just look at that little strap going across your toes, imagine that digging in at the end of the night. You could buy them as a present for someone you don't like and sharpen the edges :)
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end function
function WriteComments113775256171057292
%>
1 Comments
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end function
set objEntry = new BlogEntry
objEntry.Title = "t|Sexy Shoes|"
objEntry.Author = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorNickname = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorEmail = "blogger@just-jessica.com"
objEntry.AuthorURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com"
objEntry.DateTime = "Thursday, January 19, 2006"
objEntry.Number = "113769518262333079"
objEntry.ArchiveFileName = "2006_01_01_archive.html"
objEntry.PermalinkURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com/2006/01/tsexy-shoes.html"
'objEntry.Control = " "
set aryEntries(iPostCount) = objEntry
iPostCount=iPostCount+1
function WriteBody113769518262333079
%>These were a present from a friend of mine. I'm planning on wearing them out on saturday, I can't even walk around the house in them! I think I need some double sided tape to old them on, but they're still very high and a bit unstable (I wonder if anyone has invented foldup crutches that fit in your hand bag?) They're going to look great though! :)
<%
end function
function WriteComments113769518262333079
%>
3 Comments
<%
end function
set objEntry = new BlogEntry
objEntry.Title = "t|Sophie Blogs!|The Arcade Fire - Wake Up"
objEntry.Author = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorNickname = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorEmail = "blogger@just-jessica.com"
objEntry.AuthorURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com"
objEntry.DateTime = "Thursday, January 19, 2006"
objEntry.Number = "113769199961479618"
objEntry.ArchiveFileName = "2006_01_01_archive.html"
objEntry.PermalinkURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com/2006/01/tsophie-blogsthe-arcade-fire-wake-up.html"
'objEntry.Control = " "
set aryEntries(iPostCount) = objEntry
iPostCount=iPostCount+1
function WriteBody113769199961479618
%>My girlfriend (:-D) the lovely Sophie Green has finally started to use her blog a bit, at least to put some pics up and stuff, so go and have a look. If you happen to click on the adverts while you're there she gets paid for it! She's not allowed to tell you that though (against google rules), but I am!<%
end function
function WriteComments113769199961479618
%>
0 Comments
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end function
set objEntry = new BlogEntry
objEntry.Title = "t|Genocide?|"
objEntry.Author = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorNickname = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorEmail = "blogger@just-jessica.com"
objEntry.AuthorURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com"
objEntry.DateTime = "Monday, January 16, 2006"
objEntry.Number = "113740898322852491"
objEntry.ArchiveFileName = "2006_01_01_archive.html"
objEntry.PermalinkURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com/2006/01/tgenocide.html"
'objEntry.Control = " "
set aryEntries(iPostCount) = objEntry
iPostCount=iPostCount+1
function WriteBody113740898322852491
%>There's an article on the BBC about a road sign in wales that told pedestrians to look right in English, and to look left in Welsh. Was it really just a mistake, or a subtle attempt to get all the welsh run over?<%
end function
function WriteComments113740898322852491
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0 Comments
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end function
set objEntry = new BlogEntry
objEntry.Title = "Harajuku"
objEntry.Author = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorNickname = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorEmail = "blogger@just-jessica.com"
objEntry.AuthorURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com"
objEntry.DateTime = "Wednesday, January 11, 2006"
objEntry.Number = "113699897493333474"
objEntry.ArchiveFileName = "2006_01_01_archive.html"
objEntry.PermalinkURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com/2006/01/harajuku.html"
'objEntry.Control = " "
set aryEntries(iPostCount) = objEntry
iPostCount=iPostCount+1
function WriteBody113699897493333474
%>I could do this outfit for Sparkle in the summer, I wonder if Jo will be giving out a load of glo-sticks again? :)
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end function
function WriteComments113699897493333474
%>
2 Comments
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end function
set objEntry = new BlogEntry
objEntry.Title = "t|Blog Geekery|Mylo - Valley Of The Dolls"
objEntry.Author = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorNickname = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorEmail = "blogger@just-jessica.com"
objEntry.AuthorURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com"
objEntry.DateTime = "Wednesday, January 11, 2006"
objEntry.Number = "113693809842580708"
objEntry.ArchiveFileName = "2006_01_01_archive.html"
objEntry.PermalinkURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com/2006/01/tblog-geekerymylo-valley-of-dolls.html"
'objEntry.Control = " "
set aryEntries(iPostCount) = objEntry
iPostCount=iPostCount+1
function WriteBody113693809842580708
%>It's taken me ages to figure out the best way of doing this (that didn't involve any boring programming!). I wanted to make an rss feed of my comments available, mainly so I can keep an eye on it, but also so others could subscribe too, and keep an eye on whats going on here. The best way is to set up a google group, invite only etc (only one person will ever join) add the no-reply@blogger.com address, then send all your blogger comments to it. Then there is a whole range of feed types you can get off it! So here is my comments feed.
I went through setting up a gmail account to try and use the feed from that, which was rubbish. I tried email to rss gateways, they were all rubbish, I even setup another blog and sent the comments from one to the blogging address of the other, but blogger blocked the emails!!
This thing is getting too geeky, I should post some tranny stuff... later<%
end function
function WriteComments113693809842580708
%>
0 Comments
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end function
set objEntry = new BlogEntry
objEntry.Title = "t|Going undercover|Sigur Ros - Takk"
objEntry.Author = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorNickname = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorEmail = "blogger@just-jessica.com"
objEntry.AuthorURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com"
objEntry.DateTime = "Monday, January 09, 2006"
objEntry.Number = "113685049327294988"
objEntry.ArchiveFileName = "2006_01_01_archive.html"
objEntry.PermalinkURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com/2006/01/tgoing-undercoversigur-ros-takk.html"
'objEntry.Control = " "
set aryEntries(iPostCount) = objEntry
iPostCount=iPostCount+1
function WriteBody113685049327294988
%>
This is my latest toy, a tiny spy camera :) It's actually a bullet cam for mounting on my helmet or snowboard (shown next to a 50 pence coin), it connects to my camcorder which stays wrapped up warm in my backpack, and I've got a wired remote to turn the camera on and off. I'll road test it at the snowdome soon. Can't wait to take it on the mountain, should get some great footage!<%
end function
function WriteComments113685049327294988
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4 Comments
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end function
set objEntry = new BlogEntry
objEntry.Title = "t|Fook Mi! That's Good|Sigur Rós - Með Blóðnasir"
objEntry.Author = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorNickname = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorEmail = "blogger@just-jessica.com"
objEntry.AuthorURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com"
objEntry.DateTime = "Friday, January 06, 2006"
objEntry.Number = "113658685024606153"
objEntry.ArchiveFileName = "2006_01_01_archive.html"
objEntry.PermalinkURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com/2006/01/tfook-mi-thats-goodsigur-rs-me-blnasir.html"
'objEntry.Control = " "
set aryEntries(iPostCount) = objEntry
iPostCount=iPostCount+1
function WriteBody113658685024606153
%>
Remember Fook Mi and Fook Yu from Austin Powers? I found this great website of a girl who makes her own costumes. She made this Fook Mi costume, it's amazing! :) I don't think it's for sale though :( I think I might be asking for a sewing machine for my birthday, I was always pretty good at that kind of stuff at school, it's time I started learning how to make clothes properly and coming up with some great outfits!<%
end function
function WriteComments113658685024606153
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1 Comments
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end function
set objEntry = new BlogEntry
objEntry.Title = "t|Knock them off|nuffin"
objEntry.Author = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorNickname = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorEmail = "blogger@just-jessica.com"
objEntry.AuthorURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com"
objEntry.DateTime = "Friday, January 06, 2006"
objEntry.Number = "113655886243579737"
objEntry.ArchiveFileName = "2006_01_01_archive.html"
objEntry.PermalinkURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com/2006/01/tknock-them-offnuffin.html"
'objEntry.Control = " "
set aryEntries(iPostCount) = objEntry
iPostCount=iPostCount+1
function WriteBody113655886243579737
%>I'm backing the campaign to get Transformation off the top spot for Google searches with the Anti-Transformation Google Bomb!
The idea is to "Google Bomb" the Wikipedia entry for transvestite with links labeled simply with the word "transvestite". Google should hopefully see all the links for that word pointing to Wikipedia and count it as a more authoritative source of information. We're not sure how many links it will take, although a conservative estimate is 30.
If you have a blog or a web site, and you support the campaign, please copy and paste the code in the box below into your blog. You'll be doing trannies of the UK and around the world a favour!
If you'd like to use this entire message in your own blog to help promote the Google-Bomb, you can download it here.<%
end function
function WriteComments113655886243579737
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1 Comments
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end function
set objEntry = new BlogEntry
objEntry.Title = "t|Merry New Year|Gogol Bordello - Oh No"
objEntry.Author = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorNickname = "Jessica"
objEntry.AuthorEmail = "blogger@just-jessica.com"
objEntry.AuthorURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com"
objEntry.DateTime = "Tuesday, January 03, 2006"
objEntry.Number = "113632187319387975"
objEntry.ArchiveFileName = "2006_01_01_archive.html"
objEntry.PermalinkURL = "http://www.just-jessica.com/2006/01/tmerry-new-yeargogol-bordello-oh-no.html"
'objEntry.Control = " "
set aryEntries(iPostCount) = objEntry
iPostCount=iPostCount+1
function WriteBody113632187319387975
%>Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! and all that, did anyone miss me? I spent my Christmas with my girlfriend Sophie in Derby, which was lovely! I got a Volcom hat which will look pretty cool when I'm flying down the halfpipe in Switzerland in March, and Transformers the movie on DVD which I've watched about 3 times now, (and I just realised I left it at Sophs). I also got a pretty sexy looking little digital camera which I used to take this pic at our sort of 80s themed new years party! (Even though I look more 60s than 80s) Check the gallery for a few more photos!<%
end function
function WriteComments113632187319387975
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1 Comments
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end function
function WriteArchive()
%>08/2005
09/2005
10/2005
11/2005
12/2005
01/2006
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end function
isArchivePage=true
strTitle = objEntry.Title
%><%
CreatedBlobjects
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Want to read more? choose a month from the archive links below to see all the posts in that month.
08/2005 09/2005 10/2005 11/2005 12/2005 01/2006
This is my latest toy, a tiny spy camera :) It's actually a bullet cam for mounting on my helmet or snowboard (shown next to a 50 pence coin), it connects to my camcorder which stays wrapped up warm in my backpack, and I've got a wired remote to turn the camera on and off. I'll road test it at the snowdome soon. Can't wait to take it on the mountain, should get some great footage!<%
end function
function WriteComments113685049327294988
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