Not sure how long, a long time anyway, not sure if I'll bother again.

Here are some of my favourite moments...

 Becky:

Hello! 

 Anonymous:

hi becky weres jess gone mwah 

 kajira Van Domme:

beckkys website is soooooo kewl heaps of praise to you
xxx
kajira van domme 

 Becky:

Yes my site is great. Thanks!

(Hi Jess!) ;-) 

 Dee Selecta:

You look fantasic Love deeselecta 

 

If you've got some time please go and pester this low life to close their account and stop stealing my pics :(

 Pandora Caitiff:

Wow, that's really brazen!

I've just sent him a message. :) 

 steph_angel:

How VERY dare he!!!

How on earth did you find him??? 

 Jessica:

someone sent me a link

I can't believe they list their age as 37! 

 Becky:

Shame he didn't poach the image directly from your site, like this guy did to me.

I wonder if he'll ever notice that. :-) 

 Alli' Cat':

Well I just used the 'report abuse' form, I think. I say 'I think' because the UI is naff and after I hit [Submit] it returned a blank page with an address of (something like) [bla-bla-bla.com?bla-bla]requestmoreinfo=true
Which makes me think it wanted more information from me; but didn't know what! 8-S 

 jessica:

I've tried too, doesn't seem to work. 

 Julie Budd:

I've just sent a message.
Did you know she looks just like you?
xx 

 Julie Budd:

Becky..
WIKEEED

Nice one. 

 Anonymous:

have any one on here got an xbox live acount on call of duty 4 because me gamer tag is KillerKingCC 

 Anonymous:

i was just jocking about that hack thing 

 Anonymous:

if you have a playstation 3 u can be a virtual girl on its home network choosing hair makeup ect and guys just crowed you on there lol i love to dress up wish there was a special island for us 

 Anonymous:

im using my playstation 3 console to text u all im not the xbox person lmao an x box haw haw im natasha 

 Anonymous:

ps thanks for helping becky with her site mwah 

 

Just a quick post to remind people that my lovely girlfriend Sophie is a brilliant artist, she can do a portrait to order from any photograph. She does a range of styles and even offers a full satisfaction guarantee! You can see her website here.


Here's a painting she did of me!

 Felicity:

Pretty photo/great painting! Kudos on the Tranny License programming. :-) 

 Anonymous:

Jessica Dear,
You look absolutely fantastic. Love you auburn/burgundy hair

Lots of love
Ms.Phyllis 

 

I should wear this out some time

 Becky:

You blogged! :-O

I like that pic too, and so does most of Flickr, by the looks of it. :-) 

 Anonymous:

Fabulous picture. Your legs are a lyric - they go on forever. Any caption should read....this is the meaning of the term, "sex on legs". Jessica, you are stunningly beautiful. 

 Anonymous:

Heard recently on the BBC World Service - "Jessica helps UK and US business straticians shock", as shares rocket! Both Microsoft and Kleenex have reported a dramatic rise in sales since the above picture was posted". US President, George Bush has denied rumours that he has had secret talks with Jessica, with a view to her visiting the troops in Afghanistan, on a morale boosting (and trouser arousing) whirlwind tour! In a bid to keep our forces tough, Jessica stated, "she knew exactly how to keep our boys hard". Stay tuned for further Jessica bulletins. 

 Anonymous:

what a hottie you are 

 karl:

how can we correspond? I think u r gorgeous! 

 Anonymous:

if i could i would start kissing the back of your neck and wouldn't stop til i got to your toes! 

 Anonymous:

long legs.
hot hot hot, 

 Wendy48088:

You look great! Must be a lot of fun to be that young and thin! I remember when I was that young and thin - 40 years ago. If I had the Internet and knew how to make myself up like a girl back then I would have wasted a lot of time making myself up and entertaining myself in front of the mirror at home! But I would have had a lot more fun during my long lonely dateless years until I finally got a decent job and the courage to ask out girls. Enjoy these years - these are good times for you that you will look back on later when you are older (and busier with more responsibilities). 

 michael:

hi jess my name is jordan my e-mail address is michaelleigh6@googlemail.com my phone number is 07767832701 plz plz plz text v.soon 

 Julie Budd:

Hi Jess.
Very Nice pic. Naughty but...

With so many admirers I can see why you haven't posted recently. Why not give them Yolanda's email address? 

 

Just felt like giving this blog a poke and drawing your attention to some new pics I uploaded recently (since that's pretty rare!) They're over in the gallery. I think they're some of my best pics yet, Sophie did my makeup and took the pics, isn't she lovely? :)

 Anonymous:

You are beautiful! Please trick me! 

 lil miss jessica:

hi just jessica my name is lil miss jessica 

 stevil:

saw you for the first time today,you made me so hot. 

 

While looking for something completely unrelated (images using the golden ratio) I stumbled across an article about a tribe in southern Iraq, that are apparently quite accepting and sympathetic towards transgendered people, it's part of their ancient traditions. They call them Mustarjil, women can live as men, they can marry women, and they fight in wars, they get all the special treatment and respect that muslim men do, and people born male can live out there lifes as women, receiving the same treatment as muslim women.

Here is the excerpt from pp. 168-170 of The Marsh Arabs by Wilfred Thesiger

One afternoon, a few days after leaving Dibin, we arrived at a village on the mainland. The sheikh was away looking at his cultivations, but we were shown to his mudhif [guest house made of reeds] by a boy wearing a head-rope and cloak, with a dagger at his waist. He looked about fifteen and his beautiful face was made even more striking by two long braids of hair on either side. In the past all the Madan [Marsh Arabs] wore their hair like that, as the Bedu [Bedouin] still did. After the boy had made us coffee and withdrawn, Amara [one of Thesiger's boat boys] asked, 'Did you realize that was a mustarjil?' I had vaguely heard of them, but had not met one before.

'A mustarjil is born a woman,' Amara explained. 'She cannot help that; but she has the heart of a man, so she lives like a man.'

'Do men accept her?'

'Certainly. We eat with her and she may sit in the mudhif. When she dies, we fire off our rifles to honour her. We never do that for a woman. In Majid's village there is one who fought bravely in the war against Haji Sulaiman.'

'Do they always wear their hair plaited?'

'Usually they shave it off like men.'

'Do mustarjils ever marry?'

'No, they sleep with women as we do.'

Once, however, we were in a village for a marriage, when the bride, to everyone's amazement, was in fact a mustarjil. In this case she had agreed to wear women's clothes and to sleep with her husband on condition that he never asked her to do women's work. The mustarjils were much respected, and their nearest equivalent seemed to be the Amazons of antiquity. I met a number of others during the following years. One man came to me with what I took for his twelve-year-old son, suffering from colic, but when I wanted to examine the child, the father said, 'He is a mustarjil.' On another occasion I attended a man with a fractured skull. He had fought with a mustarjil whom I knew, and had got the worst of it.

Previously, while staying with Hamud, Majid's brother, I was sitting in the diwaniya (brick guest house) when a stout middle-aged woman shuffled in, enveloped in the usual black draperies, and asked for treatment. She had a striking, rather masculine face, and lifting her skirt exposed a perfectly normal full-sized male organ. 'Will you cut this off and turn me into a proper woman?' he pleaded. I had to confess that the operation was beyond me. When he had left, Amara asked compassionately, 'Could they not do it for him in Basra? Except for that, he really is a woman, poor thing.' Afterwards I often noticed the same man washing dishes on the river bank with the women. Accepted by them, he seemed quite at home. These people were kinder to him than we would have been in our society.

via quench zine

 Anonymous:

This sounds quite like some native american customs and beliefs that were prevalent for centuries..several tribes thought of the transgendered as seers and clairvoyants ....on it goes ladies thanks Jessica Cheers Karla 

 donkey:

The Iranians are into a bit of transsexuality too. The Ayatollah even voted for it. 

 

I decided to download "It's a Boy/Girl thing", another body swap movie. There's always some tranny inspiration to be found in them. The pirate copy was actually pretty crap for a change, they always say they are on that anti-piracy ad but most of the stuff you download is top quality HD DVD. The film itself is a pretty lame teen rom com. So I thought I'd just edit some clips of the more interesting bits and stick them on you tube! So here they are.

 Julie Budd:

Hi Jessica

Really enjoyed the clips.

I love your wardrobe. You look great in your pics.

Happy Trannying!

Julie
xx 

 

Go and Nose-ify yourself for red nose day!

 Deirdre Something:

Jessica, please excuse me for posting this nearly totally off-topic comment. Becky's web site suggests that thanks for the Tranny License app should go to you, and I am reluctant to email you at 'spam@dot.com'

I never thought I would need a tranny license until this week, when one of the photoless, can-I-borrow-your-clothes girls of the web informed me that I was not a "tranny," because the term was reserved for "TVT" and I was merely a crossdresser. When I asked for clarification, I learned that TVT meant "transitional vestigiuol," which even if spelled correctly yielded no hits on any relevant search or glossary. This person then explained to me that transvestite was short for "transitional vestigioul." So much for my theory of derivation from Latin. Imagine my embarrassment.

So, thanks to your Tranny License coding, I now have some street creds.

Again, please excuse the off-topic post, but I think the clown nose almost ties in here. 

 

I'm at the top of your blog rolls! Well I went to transpocalypse, the drive was a total nightmare (the M4529whateva an all that) and the hotel was filthy (the maid was just fucking lazy), the food was good though, I really enjoyed the aftertaste of superglue in my noodle bowl. And it was lovely to see everyone! (Even though I hardly knew anyone there and didn't really speak to the people I did know, sorry). Do I get a link now bex? ;)

I've been really busy and this whole jessica/tranny thing I used to do seems like a distant memory now, I just log on now and then to check my stats and feel loved! Oh yeah and the money from those adverts is nice.

I reckon in a few months I'll get an urge to come back to this, I do log on to ASOS now and then. I've just gone fulltime... working for myself (funny tranny joke), so my major concern for the time being is paying my mortgage and other such important things (like buying coco-pops, brie and posh ham).

Ciao for now

 

Can I be the first to say congratulations to a couple of people :) I was a bit shocked, but it makes perfect sense of course, I don't want to say anymore till the news has broken. Details will follow I'm sure :)

 Jane:

The news has broken! :D 

 Becky:

Oooh I wonder what it is! :-O

(I'm a bit dim.) 

 jess:

know what boring 

 Zadett:

Thank to you I have my new Tranny Licence Love Z